Originally by: Le Skunk

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This is a clarion call to all Alliances. You ISK hording, T2 BPO hording, 0.0 grabbing, big headed, price gouging, bureaucratic, noob trampling, bully boy, sons of *******

You think you can 'own' areas of 0.0 space and still fart about making ISK in empire. Unfortunately not, Privateers are stopping that. Ganking your haulers, shuttles and noobs alike we dont care! (all loot goes stright into whomever made the kills pockets to help their freedom fight) If your in an alliance - bugger off to 0.0 and mine all you like just dont come into empire and think you can fly around with your stupid alliance tags and think you can get away with it.


DONT MESS WITH ME IM WITH ISS ... OH NOES THE PRIVATEERS GANKED MY HAULER


I hear a thousand alts being created as i talk just to haul your ill gotten gains through empire. You damn bully boy cowards. Have some nads and haul your stuff in your alliance colors..... but you wont do it.. oh no.....


APART FROM THE GUYS WHO DO AND WE PICK UP YOUR LOOT AND SPEND IT AND LAUGH HEARTILY AT YOU


To all noobs, come and join the privateers. We pull no rank, no entrance demands, no 'snap shot of alts' join us - join a gang- and help us crush the alliance bully boys. Come and join something new ... be part of something new in the EVE universe. An anit-alliance alliance. Its unique

OH MAYBE IF I JOIN AN ALLIANCE AND MINE FOR 10 MONTHS THEY WILL GIVE ME A STUPID TITLE AND I CAN SHOUT AT THE NOOB MINERS - OH JOY JOY

I can hear the noobs stirring, fed up of the 'do this do that' mentality that has hundreds of ASCN guys mining for hours on end just to give the top dog a titan and boost his ego and give him laughing rights over the BOB guy.

WAKE UP PEEPLE WAKE UP

Bring a cheep ship and lets mess them up... I am personally 450 million isk up. But i dont care.. this is a personal crusade! (But a crusade shared by a hundred other like minded peeps) A crusade against the blow hard arrogant head bloaters who think they are something in this game.. come join us... we operate a free in .. free out policy - come join for a bit and leave when you like.. its up to you. Unlike these ASCN - BOB tediums.

We are getting more members every day and "inconveniencing" more allainces daily

Anyhows - im going on a bit as i feel so passionate about it - come join the privateers - the only corp/aliance where the spys come to spy ON us and stay to gank WITH us

SKUNK - you know it makes sense


(if that hasnt swung it we have a zero percent tax rate too )

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